People, people, people {insert sigh and head shake here}. What are we going to do with you? The American public is not as gullible as you obviously hope. Well, most of us aren't anyway. If you're going to try and scam us out of our hard-earned money (not that we have much left with the economy in the toilet), at least be creative! The old Nigerian bank inheritance angle has absolutely been done to death over the last five or 10 years. Try something new, something innovative, something outrageous! Like . . . oh, I don't know . . . GET A REAL JOB and piss off?!?
If you want to have any chance of succeeding, learn to spell and find someone with a better command of the English language to write this shit for you. A 2nd grader, perhaps.
"Monitory"? "FRAUDULANT"? Puh-leese! Buy a dictionary.
"YOU ARE HAVING AN ILLEGAL TRANSACTION WITH"? That sounds oh-so-tawdry, doesn't it? As if our bank accounts are somehow having affairs while we're away at work. Let's hope they don't leave tell-tale lipstick stains on good ol' Ben Franklin.
"NOW STOP ALL THAT TRANSACTION IMMEDIATELY." There's an easy one, considering I never even considered starting it....
I could critique this dreck until dawn, but quite frankly, I have far more interesting things I could be doing instead. Like cleaning the bathroom or scooping the litter boxes or digging gunk out from under my toenails. Or I could spend the next 6 hours examining in detail the insides of my eyelids, which sounds like a much more enjoyable plan. Nighty-nite!
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PAYMENT NOTICE FROM FBI /URGENT REPLY
From: Ecobankplc
Date:Sat, 7 Mar 2009 9:07 am
ANTI-TERRORIST AND MONITORY CRIME DIVISION.
FEDERAL BUREAU OF INVESTIGATION [FBI].
J.EDGAR.HOOVER BUILDING WASHINGTON D.C, 20535-0001
............................................................. ...........
THIS IS TO OFFICIALLY INFORM YOU THAT IT HAS COME TO OUR NOTICE AND WE
HAVE THOROUGHLY INVESTIGATED BY THE HELP OF OUR INTELLIGENCE MONITORING
NETWORK SYSTEM THAT YOU ARE HAVING AN ILLEGAL TRANSACTION WITH IMPOSTORS
CLAIMING TO BE PROF.CHARLES C. SOLUDO OF CENTRAL BANK OF NIGERIA,OFFICIALS
OF OTHER BANKS IN NIGERIA,IMPOSTORS CLAIMING TO BE MINISTERS AND NIGERIA
GOVERNMENT OFFICIALS.NOW STOP ALL THAT TRANSACTION IMMEDIATELY.
WE HAVE BEEN HAVING MEETINGS FOR THE PASSED 6 MONTHS, WHICH ENDED 2 DAYS
AGO, WITH THE SECRETARY GENERAL OF UNITED NATIONS AND NIGERIA GOVERNMENT,
TO AVOID SCAMS AND FRAUDULANT ACTIVITIES. THIS MAIL IS TO ALL THE PEOPLE
THAT HAVE BEEN SCAMMED IN ANY PART OF THE WORLD, THIS INCLUDES ALL THE
CONTRACTORS THAT MAY HAVE NOT RECEIVED THEIR DUE CONTRACT FUND, AND PEOPLE
THAT HAVE HAD UNFINISHED TRANSACTION DUE TO ONE PROBLEM OR THE OTHER ETC.
THE FEDERAL BUREAU OF INVESTIGATION [FBI] INCONJUCTION WITH UNITED NATIONS
AND NIGERIA GOVERNMENT HAVE BROUGHT A SOLUTION TO END THIS PROBLEM. SINCE
THE FEDERAL BUREAU OF INVESTIGATION [FBI] IS INVOLVED IN THIS TRANSACTION,
BE REST ASSURED OF 100% RISK FREE BECAUSE IT IS OUR RIGHT TO PROTECT
AMERICAN CITIZENS AND ALL THE WORLD.
RIGHT NOW WE HAVE ACCEPTED AFTER THE INVESTIGATIONS AND MEETINGS TO USE
ECO BANK NIGERIA PLC AS THE ONLY LEGITIMATE BANK FOR INHERITANCE /CONTRACT
PAYMENT OF $10,500,000.00 ($10.5M) ONLY THROUGH ATM SWIFT CARD , THIS IS
THE LATEST INSTRUCTION BY THE NEW ELECTED PRESIDENT ALHAJI UMAR MUSA
YAR'ADUA (GCFR) FEDERAL REPUBLIC OF NIGERIA .
BECAUSE OF IMPOSTORS, HERE IS A CODE OF CONDUCT,(611) SO YOU HAVE TO
INDICATE THIS CODE WHEN CONTACTING THE ECO BANK ATM CARD PAYMENT
CENTRE.THIS CARD CENTER WILL SEND YOU AN INTERSWITCH ATM CARD WHICH YOU
WILL USE TO WITHDRAW YOUR MONEY IN ATM MACHINE IN ANY PART OF THE WORLD,
SO IF YOU LIKE TO RECIEVE YOUR FUND THIS WAY PLEASE IMMEDIATE CONTACT THE
DIRECTOR ECO BANK NIGERIA PLC,CARD PAYMENT CENTER, CONTACT PERSON,
CONTACT THE ECO BANK FOR YOUR ATM CARD
EMAIL:ecobankplc_atmcard@rediff.com
REV. ED DEBANY
AND ALSO SEND THE FOLLOWING INFORMATION:
1.YOUR FULL NAME:
2.ADDRESS WERE YOU WANT THEM TO SEND THE ATM CARD:
3.1.PHONE NUMBER:
4.FAX NUMBER:
5.AGE:
6.OCCUPATION:
7.COUNTRY:
8.TOTAL AMOUNT OF YOUR FUND:
9.A COPY OF YOUR ID CARD OR PASSPORT:
REGARDS,
FBI DIRECTOR
ROBERT S.MUELLER
PAYMENT NOTICE FROM FBI /URGENT REPLY
From: Ecobankplc
Date:Sat, 7 Mar 2009 9:07 am
ANTI-TERRORIST AND MONITORY CRIME DIVISION.
FEDERAL BUREAU OF INVESTIGATION [FBI].
J.EDGAR.HOOVER BUILDING WASHINGTON D.C, 20535-0001
............................................................. ...........
THIS IS TO OFFICIALLY INFORM YOU THAT IT HAS COME TO OUR NOTICE AND WE
HAVE THOROUGHLY INVESTIGATED BY THE HELP OF OUR INTELLIGENCE MONITORING
NETWORK SYSTEM THAT YOU ARE HAVING AN ILLEGAL TRANSACTION WITH IMPOSTORS
CLAIMING TO BE PROF.CHARLES C. SOLUDO OF CENTRAL BANK OF NIGERIA,OFFICIALS
OF OTHER BANKS IN NIGERIA,IMPOSTORS CLAIMING TO BE MINISTERS AND NIGERIA
GOVERNMENT OFFICIALS.NOW STOP ALL THAT TRANSACTION IMMEDIATELY.
WE HAVE BEEN HAVING MEETINGS FOR THE PASSED 6 MONTHS, WHICH ENDED 2 DAYS
AGO, WITH THE SECRETARY GENERAL OF UNITED NATIONS AND NIGERIA GOVERNMENT,
TO AVOID SCAMS AND FRAUDULANT ACTIVITIES. THIS MAIL IS TO ALL THE PEOPLE
THAT HAVE BEEN SCAMMED IN ANY PART OF THE WORLD, THIS INCLUDES ALL THE
CONTRACTORS THAT MAY HAVE NOT RECEIVED THEIR DUE CONTRACT FUND, AND PEOPLE
THAT HAVE HAD UNFINISHED TRANSACTION DUE TO ONE PROBLEM OR THE OTHER ETC.
THE FEDERAL BUREAU OF INVESTIGATION [FBI] INCONJUCTION WITH UNITED NATIONS
AND NIGERIA GOVERNMENT HAVE BROUGHT A SOLUTION TO END THIS PROBLEM. SINCE
THE FEDERAL BUREAU OF INVESTIGATION [FBI] IS INVOLVED IN THIS TRANSACTION,
BE REST ASSURED OF 100% RISK FREE BECAUSE IT IS OUR RIGHT TO PROTECT
AMERICAN CITIZENS AND ALL THE WORLD.
RIGHT NOW WE HAVE ACCEPTED AFTER THE INVESTIGATIONS AND MEETINGS TO USE
ECO BANK NIGERIA PLC AS THE ONLY LEGITIMATE BANK FOR INHERITANCE /CONTRACT
PAYMENT OF $10,500,000.00 ($10.5M) ONLY THROUGH ATM SWIFT CARD , THIS IS
THE LATEST INSTRUCTION BY THE NEW ELECTED PRESIDENT ALHAJI UMAR MUSA
YAR'ADUA (GCFR) FEDERAL REPUBLIC OF NIGERIA .
BECAUSE OF IMPOSTORS, HERE IS A CODE OF CONDUCT,(611) SO YOU HAVE TO
INDICATE THIS CODE WHEN CONTACTING THE ECO BANK ATM CARD PAYMENT
CENTRE.THIS CARD CENTER WILL SEND YOU AN INTERSWITCH ATM CARD WHICH YOU
WILL USE TO WITHDRAW YOUR MONEY IN ATM MACHINE IN ANY PART OF THE WORLD,
SO IF YOU LIKE TO RECIEVE YOUR FUND THIS WAY PLEASE IMMEDIATE CONTACT THE
DIRECTOR ECO BANK NIGERIA PLC,CARD PAYMENT CENTER, CONTACT PERSON,
CONTACT THE ECO BANK FOR YOUR ATM CARD
EMAIL:ecobankplc_atmcard@rediff.com
REV. ED DEBANY
AND ALSO SEND THE FOLLOWING INFORMATION:
1.YOUR FULL NAME:
2.ADDRESS WERE YOU WANT THEM TO SEND THE ATM CARD:
3.1.PHONE NUMBER:
4.FAX NUMBER:
5.AGE:
6.OCCUPATION:
7.COUNTRY:
8.TOTAL AMOUNT OF YOUR FUND:
9.A COPY OF YOUR ID CARD OR PASSPORT:
REGARDS,
FBI DIRECTOR
ROBERT S.MUELLER
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