Saturday, May 2, 2009

This blog is rated NC-17

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This rating was determined based on the presence of the following words:

  • kill (7x)
  • death (6x)
  • hell (4x)
  • shit (3x)
  • crap (2x)
  • whore (1x)






WTF?  No "R" rating?!?  I think I've been insulted.

That evaluation makes my blog appear to be "cleaner" than some recent Disney flicks, so I'm pretty sure they missed some words.  More than just "some", in fact.  Anyone who knows me - or has visited the blog more than a few times - can testify that I can swear like a sailor.  Perhaps it's not an attractive trait in a middle-aged Midwestern mom, but it's me.  Take me or leave me, love me or hate me, but don't expect me to change myself to try to please everyone else.  Tried that for years and it damn near killed me - or, rather, damn near made me kill myself.  So accept me for who I am, or make yourself happy and go play in somebody else's sandbox.


Let's see, a quick word search from within blogger shows:
     whore:  Nope, apparently haven't used that one.  Yet.  (Strike 1.)
     shit:  Turns up in 4 separate posts.  (Strike 2.)
     crap:  At least 6x, 'cuz that's how many posts include it.  (Strike 3.)
     hell:  I quit counting at 16 separate posts.  (Strike 4.)
    
"Kill" and "death"?  Um, apparently whoever programmed the so-called search engine for the thing doesn't follow the news.  That's where you'll find far more of that verbage.

And they seem to have ignored the rest of George Carlin's original seven Dirty Words.

But then, it's sponsored by a dating site, so what do you expect?  Certainly not honesty or accuracy.....

2 comments:

Dori said...

Mine received a "G" rating...that can't be right.

randompawses said...

ROTFL A "PG" maybe, but certainly not a "G".

:-P

 
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