Lest anyone berate me...

I mean absolutely no disrespect to my beloved youngest son by referring to him as "Squidboy".  Friendly harassment is a game we've played for years, and if he had ever voiced serious objections to the name, I would have stopped immediately.  Should he object in the future, I will gladly bestow on him the pseudonym of his choice.  (Within reason. lol)

And just for the record, he usually calls me "SharkBait".